Facebook Status

A bachelor posted his status on facebook as.....

"WIFE NEEDED"
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2 girls liked it.....
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100 guys commented...
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"TAKE MINE PLEASE"

Rajini Stopped

An Email was sent from Pune to Mumbai.... Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala......

River loves Sea

One day Sea asked River -

'How long will you keep entering into my salty heart...?'

River replied -

'Until you become sweet....!!'

Friends

Friends are like injections, They may some time give u pain. But the intention is always to cure your problems

Girls - Maths

"Girls and Maths are two most complicated things in the world" But
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MATHS at least has some logic. whereas
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GIRLS ............... ?????????????

True Friends

Some Friends are like smell of Cigarettes which stay in fingertips for short time. But true Friends are like Nicotine in Cigarettes which stay in Heart till Death